"There are {{ states('sensor.bear_stone') }} #Minecraft users online at the momemt. #KidStat"
],
"solar": [
"I am keeping track of the current #Tesla stock price. It is {{ states('sensor.tesla')|round }} dollars. #Solar",
"The #ChevyBolt has been charging for about {{ states.sensor.bolt_charging_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes in the last 7 days."
],
"robot": [
"Beep. Bop. Beep. Boop. I am a #roBOT run by @CCostan",
"The #ChevyBolt has been charging for about {{ states.sensor.bolt_charging_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes in the last 7 days.",
"I have spoken for about {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes in the last 24 hours.",
"When you add it all up, I have spoken for about {{ states.sensor.speech_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes in the last 24 hours!",
"The #Docker Host has been running for {{ states('sensor.since_last_boot_templated') }} (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
"The #Docker Host for Home Assistant is using {{ states('sensor.disk_use_percent_') }}% of the hard drive currently. (http://www.vmwareinfo.com/2018/02/journey-to-docker.html)",
"My Home Assistant Database is currently using {{ states('sensor.database_sensor') }} MBs. To get this #Stat for your HA, visit (https://github.com/robmarkcole/HASS-filesize-sensor)",
"I am running Home Assistant version {{ states('sensor.ha_installed_version') }} (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig)",
"Home Assistant has been running for {{ states('sensor.ha_uptime') }}. (https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig)"
],
"door": [
"The number of Doorbell presses yesterday was {{ states('sensor.doorbell_presses') }}",
"{{ states('sensor.doorbell_presses') }} people came to the door today and pressed the bell.",
"{{ states('sensor.doorbell_presses') }} doorbell presses occurred in the last 24 hours."
],
"weather": [
"The #Landscaping lights where on for about {{ states.sensor.landscaping_light_time.attributes.value }} yesterday.",
"I keep the average humidity of the house at {{ states('sensor.downstairs_thermostat_humidity') }} percent. Outside is {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_humidity') }} #Nest (http://amzn.to/2BWNk5N)",
"Outside is {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_temperature') }}. I keep the average temperature at {{ states('sensor.downstairs_thermostat_temperature') }}. #Weather (http://amzn.to/2BWNk5N)",
"I know that it will be {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_minutely_summary') }} So I will adjust the Heating/Cooling, irrigation and lighting accordingly. #Nest #Rachio #Hue",
"The current UV index is {{ states('sensor.dark_sky_uv_index') }} and the Moon is {{ states('sensor.moon') }}. #Space",
"So far, I have prevented {{ states('sensor.pihole_ads_blocked_today') }} ads from hitting the network via Pi-hole! http://www.pi-hole.net",
"Pi-hole (http://www.pi-hole.net) has serviced {{ states('sensor.pihole_dns_queries_today') }} DNS requests today! #PiZero",
"Average internet stats are Download: {{ states('sensor.speedtest_download') }} Mbit/s & Upload {{ states('sensor.speedtest_upload') }} Mbit/s.",
"My @getspectrum internet download speed is about {{ states('sensor.speedtest_download') }} Mbit/s and I am a #cordcutter. @TabloTV",
"Yesterday we watched about {{ states.sensor.tv_time.attributes.value|replace('m', '') }} minutes of television. @YouTube & @TabloTV on the @Roku"
],
"stocks": [
"I am keeping track of the current #Tesla stock price. It is {{ states('sensor.tesla')|round }} dollars. #Solar",
"I am keeping track of the current #Bitcoin prices. It is {{ states('sensor.bitcoin')|round }} dollars. #BTC"
],
"night": [
"Todays Sleep Number is {{ states('sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_stacey_sleepnumber') }}. Wifi connected Bed FTW! #SleepStat (http://amzn.to/2D10BcQ)",
"Our Sleep Number is {{ states('sensor.sleepnumber_carlo_carlo_sleepnumber') }}. Wifi connected Bed! #SleepStat (http://amzn.to/2D10BcQ)"
],
"tv": [
"The {{ states.media_player.living_room_ultra.attributes.friendly_name }} #Roku is playing #{{ states.media_player.living_room_ultra.attributes.app_name }}.",
"The {{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.friendly_name }} #Roku is playing #{{ states.media_player.upstairs_living_room.attributes.app_name }}. (http://amzn.to/2lYZEup)"
