From 213a85d68446e0393169ab9e1f4e463fd467b6d8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: ccostan Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2019 16:23:26 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] More Chuck Norris. Don't stare directly at it. --- config/script/tweet.yaml | 8 ++++---- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/config/script/tweet.yaml b/config/script/tweet.yaml index a3ff3658..53e64b7c 100755 --- a/config/script/tweet.yaml +++ b/config/script/tweet.yaml @@ -122,9 +122,9 @@ tweet_engine_setup: "3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they could not find a table.", "What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They both become useless when you open windows.", "Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.", - "Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.", - "Home is where the wifi connects automatically.", - "I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.", + "Why did the Smart Home go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth.", + "A Smart Home is where the wifi connects automatically.", + "I would love to change the world, but they will not give me the source code.", "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.", "There is no place like 127.0.0.1!", "I keep hitting escape, but I am still here.", @@ -152,7 +152,7 @@ tweet_engine_setup: "Bear Stone has finished World of Warcraft.", "It works in my House always holds true for Bear Stone.", "Bear Stone can delete the Recycling Bin if it wanted to.", - "Bear Stones Fridge can type 140 wpm." + "My Fridge can type 140 wpm. My washer can do 200.", "The Bear Stone keyboard does not have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Bear Stone.", "Bear Stone CAN divide by 0.", "The Bear Stone keyboard has 2 keys: 0 and 1.",