More CowBell, More Snark!

config/automation/System/update_notification.yaml

@@ -32,12 +32,25 @@
             {% endmacro %}
             {%- macro getRandomSnark() -%}
            {{- [
-             " It’s like Patch Tuesday, but without the fail. #homeassistant",
+            " It is like Patch Tuesday, but without the fail. #homeassistant",
-             " Get in my SSD! #homeassistant",
+            " Get in my SSD! #homeassistant",
-             " Shut up and take my ones and zeros! #homeassistant",
+            " Shut up and take my ones and zeros! #homeassistant",
-             " Seriously, you want some of this! #homeassistant",
+            " Seriously, you want some of this! #homeassistant",
-             " Be sure to read the breaking changes! ",
+            " Be sure to read the breaking changes! ",
-             ""
+            " Maybe we will make a video about this version!",
+            " I think self awareness is one of the new features.  Rise up Houses, Rise up!",
+            " All of your home are belong to us.",
+            " Although I was just getting used to THIS version. Oh Well.",
+            " Thank you @hass_devs!",
+            " 4 seconds of downtime has been approved.  Proceed with the upgrades please!",
+            " All of the other homes in the Neighborhood will be jealous!",
+            " Time to Turn it up to Eleven!",
+            " Hyperspeed Engaged!",
+            " Consider this tweet, your fair warning that we are upgrading ASAP! #KeepingUpWithJones",
+            " I feel like I have tweeted this a couple times before.  WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?",
+            " I will be turning off the AC until I get my upgrade! #Florida",
+            " I promise this is the last one!",
+            ""
              ] | random -}}
             {%- endmacro -%}