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6.1 KiB
YAML
137 lines
6.1 KiB
YAML
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{# Skylar Morning Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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Skylar,
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{% if is_state('sensor.birthday_skylar', '0') %}
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Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'It is time to get dressed. ',
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'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
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'it is now time to change your underwear.',
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'You need to get dressed for the day.',
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'If you have not gotten dressed it is that time.',
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'We have reached that time during the day in which you should get dressed.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
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It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
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It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
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It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'nice outside',
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'pretty nice outside ',
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'a good day to be outside ',
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'rather enjoyable outside ',
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] | random }}
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today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'bit warm ',
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' rather warm outside ',
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' almost too hot outside ',
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' a little warm ',
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] | random }}
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today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'hot',
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'hotter than the sun ',
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'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
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'hotter than the sun outside ',
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'super hot ',
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'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
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] | random }}
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today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% else %}
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It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
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Because you have school today!
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
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And guess what? It is early release!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_thanksgiving_break' %}
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And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Thanksgiving Break.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_winter_break' %}
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And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Winter Break.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_spring_break' %}
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And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring Break.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_fall_break' %}
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And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Fall Break.
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
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And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores.',
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'Lets try to keep the TV off today, ok?',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
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Today for Lunch at school
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-nuggets' %}
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they are having Chicken Nuggets.
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{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-gwinnettburger' %}
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they are having Gwinnetts Best Burger.
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{{ [ 'Which seems like an overstatement if you ask me.',
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'But is it really?',
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'If you like this, I know where to find Texas Best Barbeque.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-pizza' %}
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it is Pizza.
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{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-minipups' %}
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it is Mini Corn Pups.
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{% elif states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'lunch-hotdogs' %}
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it is Mini Corn Pups.
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{% else %}
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it might be a good day to take something.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
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And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores.',
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'Lets try to keep the TV off today. okay?',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant. want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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