home-assistant-configuration/config/templates/speech/morning_wakeup_report.yaml

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  {# Morning Wakeup Report #}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
    <p>
    
      Good morning.
    
    </p>
    <p>
    {% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
      {% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
        It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
      {% else %}
        It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
      {% endif %}

    {% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
      {% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
        It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
      {% else %}
        It is {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
      {% endif %}
    
    {% else %}

    {% endif %}

    Today is {{states.sensor.today_is.state }}.
    </p>
    <p>
      It is currently {{states.weather.home.state}} and {{states.sensor.acurite_6045m_3078_t.state|round}} degrees in Grayson. 
    </p>
    <p>
      {% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
        It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
      {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
        It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
      {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
        It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
      {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
        It is going to be           
        {{ [ 'nice outside. ',
          'pretty nice outside. ',
          'a good day to be outside. ',
          'rather enjoyable outside. ',
        ] | random }} 
        So I suggest wearing shorts.
      {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
        It is going to be 
        {{ [ 'bit warm ',
          ' rather warm outside ',
          ' almost too hot outside ',
          ' a little warm ',
        ] | random }} 
        today. So I suggest wearing shorts. 
      {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
        It is going to be 
        {{ [ 'hot',
          'hotter than the sun ',
          'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
          'hotter than the sun outside ',
          'super hot ',
          'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
        ] | random }} 
        today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
      {% else %}
        It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
      {% endif %} 
    </p>
    <p>
      {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
        {{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
          'Skylar has school today. '
        ] | random }}
        {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'digital-learning' %}
          But it is a digital learning day so the commute will be short.
        {% endif %} 
        {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
          And It is early release!
        {% endif %}
      {% endif %}
    </p>
    <p>
      {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
        {% if states.sensor.school_lunch.state == 'Nothing' %}
          Skylar will want to take his lunch today. 
        {% else %}
          Today's school lunch is {{ states.sensor.school_lunch.state }}, so he might be interested in buying his lunch.
        {% endif %}
      {% endif %}
    </p>
    <p>
      {% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_awake', 'on') %}
        Skylar was up and moving at {{ states.input_datetime.skylar_awake_at.state }}.
        {% if is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
          and he appears to be in the Theater
        {% endif %}
      {% else %}
        It doesn't appear that Skylar is out of bed yet. 
      {% endif %}
    </p>
    <p>
      {%- if states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round > 50 %}
        Traffic to the Zoo appears heavy than normnal.
      {% else %}
        Traffic to the Zoo is normal.
      {% endif %}
      Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} minutes to get to the Zoo.
    </p>
  {%- endmacro -%}


  {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
    {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
      {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
        {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
    {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
      {{ getReport() }}
    {%- endmacro -%}
    
    {# Call the macro  #}
    {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}