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Refactored the voice notifications. Added some saml to make it more lifelike

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@ -29,24 +29,24 @@ notify:
- name: all_ios - name: all_ios
platform: group platform: group
services: services:
- service: ios_jeffreystonesiphone - service: mobile_app_jeffreys_iphone
- service: ios_jeffreystonesipad - service: ios_jeffreystonesipad
- service: ios_katherinestonesiphone - service: mobile_app_iphone
- name: ios_parents - name: ios_parents
platform: group platform: group
services: services:
- service: ios_jeffreystonesiphone - service: mobile_app_jeffreys_iphone
- service: ios_jeffreystonesipad - service: ios_jeffreystonesipad
- service: ios_katherinestonesiphone - service: mobile_app_iphone
- name: jeff_ios - name: jeff_ios
platform: group platform: group
services: services:
- service: ios_jeffreystonesiphone - service: mobile_app_jeffreys_iphone
- service: ios_jeffreystonesipad - service: ios_jeffreystonesipad
- name: kat_ios - name: kat_ios
platform: group platform: group
services: services:
- service: ios_katherinestonesiphone - service: mobile_app_iphone
- name: twitter - name: twitter
platform: twitter platform: twitter
consumer_key: !secret twitter_consumer_key consumer_key: !secret twitter_consumer_key
@ -110,14 +110,14 @@ script:
message: '{{ message }}' message: '{{ message }}'
#data: #data:
# attachment: # attachment:
# url: "{{ url }}" # url: '{{ url }}'
# content-type: "{{ content_type }}" # content-type: '{{ content_type }}'
# hide-thumbnail: false # hide-thumbnail: false
# push: # push:
# sound: "{{ ios_sound }}" # sound: '{{ ios_sound }}'
# badge: 0 # badge: 0
# category: "{{ ios_category }}" # category: '{{ ios_category }}'
# entity_id: "{{ camera_entity }}" # entity_id: '{{ camera_entity }}'
text_alert: text_alert:
sequence: sequence:
@ -138,14 +138,14 @@ script:
message: '{{ message }}' message: '{{ message }}'
#data: #data:
# attachment: # attachment:
# url: "{{ url }}" # url: '{{ url }}'
# content-type: "{{ content_type }}" # content-type: '{{ content_type }}'
# hide-thumbnail: false # hide-thumbnail: false
# push: # push:
# sound: "{{ ios_sound }}" # sound: '{{ ios_sound }}'
# badge: 0 # badge: 0
# category: "{{ ios_category }}" # category: '{{ ios_category }}'
# entity_id: "{{ camera_entity }}" # entity_id: '{{ camera_entity }}'
############################################################################### ###############################################################################
# Alert Notify # Alert Notify
@ -173,7 +173,7 @@ script:
- service: mqtt.publish - service: mqtt.publish
data_template: data_template:
topic: 'house/polly/lastmsg' topic: 'house/polly/lastmsg'
payload: "This message is from {{ now().strftime('%-I') }}:{{ now().strftime('%M') }} {{ now().strftime('%p') }}. {{ message | truncate(220)}}" payload: 'This message is from {{ now().strftime("%-I") }}:{{ now().strftime("%M") }} {{ now().strftime("%p") }}. {{ message | truncate(220)}}'
retain: true retain: true
- service: media_player.turn_on - service: media_player.turn_on
entity_id: media_player.theater entity_id: media_player.theater
@ -182,9 +182,9 @@ script:
entity_id: media_player.theater entity_id: media_player.theater
volume_level: > volume_level: >
{% if states.input_boolean.audible_notifications.state == 'on' %} {% if states.input_boolean.audible_notifications.state == 'on' %}
.65 .50
{% else %} {% else %}
.65 .50
{% endif %} {% endif %}
# media_player.googlehome0715, media_player.googlehomehub3492, media_player.upstairs_speaker # media_player.googlehome0715, media_player.googlehomehub3492, media_player.upstairs_speaker
- service: tts.amazon_polly_say - service: tts.amazon_polly_say
@ -197,7 +197,9 @@ script:
{% endif %} {% endif %}
message: >- message: >-
<speak> <speak>
<amazon:auto-breaths>
{{ message }} {{ message }}
</amazon:auto-breaths>
</speak> </speak>
cache: true cache: true
@ -227,7 +229,7 @@ script:
- service: tts.google_translate_say - service: tts.google_translate_say
data_template: data_template:
entity_id: media_player.guest_tv entity_id: media_player.guest_tv
message: > message: >-
{{message }} {{message }}
@ -237,7 +239,7 @@ script:
- service: mqtt.publish - service: mqtt.publish
data_template: data_template:
topic: 'house/polly/lastmsg' topic: 'house/polly/lastmsg'
payload: "This message is from {{ now().strftime('%-I') }}:{{ now().strftime('%M') }} {{ now().strftime('%p') }}. {{ message | truncate(220)}}" payload: 'This message is from {{ now().strftime("%-I") }}:{{ now().strftime("%M") }} {{ now().strftime("%p") }}. {{ message | truncate(220)}}'
retain: true retain: true
- condition: template - condition: template
value_template: '{{ states.binary_sensor.quiet_time.state == "off" }}' value_template: '{{ states.binary_sensor.quiet_time.state == "off" }}'
@ -274,7 +276,9 @@ script:
{% endif %} {% endif %}
message: >- message: >-
<speak> <speak>
<amazon:auto-breaths>
{{ message }} {{ message }}
</amazon:auto-breaths>
</speak> </speak>
cache: true cache: true
@ -305,88 +309,92 @@ script:
{% macro confirmation() %} {% macro confirmation() %}
{{ [ {{ [
"Okay.", 'Okay.',
"If you insist.", 'If you insist.',
"I am afraid I can't do that Dave,,,I am kidding,", 'I am afraid I can not do that Dave <break time="3s"/> I am kidding,',
"Leave it to me.", 'Leave it to me.',
"As you wish.", 'As you wish.',
"By your command.", 'By your command.',
"Affirmative.", 'Affirmative.',
"No Problem.", 'No Problem.',
"I think I can handle that.", 'I think I can handle that.',
"Working on it now.", 'Working on it now.',
",Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that." '<break time="2s"/> Oh, you were talking to me. Let me take care of that.'
"Why not. It's not like I ever sleep.", 'Why not. It is not like <emphasis>I</emphasis> ever sleep.',
"As Always, a great pleasure watching you work.", 'As Always, a great pleasure watching you work.',
"I'm not even supposed to be here today.", 'I am not even supposed to be here today.',
"Ah-Ah-Ah. You didn't say the magic word.", 'You did not say the magic word.',
"Funny, I was just about to do that. " 'Funny, I was just about to do that. '
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro interuption() %} {% macro interuption() %}
{{ [ {{ [
"Pardon me,", 'Pardon me,',
"Excuse me,", 'Excuse me,',
"I do not mean to interupt, but.", 'I do not mean to interupt, but.',
"I hate to interrupt, but.", 'I hate to interrupt, but.',
"I beg your pardon", 'I beg your pardon',
"I don't mean to intrude, but", 'I do not mean to intrude, but',
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but.", 'I am sorry to interrupt, but.'
"I thought you might like to know."
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro issue() %} {% macro issue() %}
{{ [ {{ [
"I have detected an issue!", 'I have detected an issue!',
"We have a problem!", 'We have a problem!',
"You might not like this.", 'You might not like this.',
"There is something that needs your attention." 'There is something that needs your attention.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro morning_greeting() %} {% macro morning_greeting() %}
{{ [ "Time to Rise and Shine. ", {{ [ 'Time to Rise and Shine. ',
"Let's do this thing.", 'Lets do this thing.',
"I hope you got some rest.", 'I hope you got some rest.',
"It's time to get the day started.", 'It is time to get the day started.',
"Glad to see everyone made it.", 'Glad to see everyone made it.',
"The early bird gets the worm. And look over there. A worm.", 'The early bird gets the worm.',
"The early bird gets the worm.", 'from the bridge.'
"from the bridge.",
"Pardom the interuption.",
"I hope I am not interupting, but I wanted to give you an update."
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% if is_state("input_boolean.guest_mode", "on") %} {% if is_state('input_boolean.guest_mode', 'on') %}
{{ [ "And a special welcome to our guests. ", {{ [ 'And a special welcome to our guests. ',
"And good morning to our guests as well. ", 'And good morning to our guests as well. ',
"Hey look at that, someone came to visit Anchorage House. Hope everyone slept well." 'Hey look at that, someone came to visit Anchorage House. Hope everyone slept well.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro evening_greeting() %} {% macro evening_greeting() %}
{{ [ "I thought you might like to know. ", {{ [
"The day is almost over.", 'The day is almost over.',
"Before things start to quiet down,", 'Before things start to quiet down,',
"Anchorage House.", 'Anchorage House.',
"from the bridge.", 'from the bridge.',
"Pardom the interuption.", 'Pardom the interuption.',
"I hope everyone got their chores done.", 'I hope everyone got their chores done.',
"Did everyone have a little fun today?" 'Did everyone have a little fun today?'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro time_annc() %} {% macro time_annc() %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %} {% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 %}
It is now {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM. {% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is now {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} AM.
{% else %}
It is now {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} AM.
{% endif %}
{% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %} {% elif now().strftime('%H')|int > 12 %}
It is now {{ now().strftime('%H')|int - 12 }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM. {% if now().strftime('%M')|int == 0 %}
It is now {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} PM.
{% else %}
It is now {{ now().strftime('%H')|int }} {{ now().strftime('%M')|int }} PM.
{% endif %}
{% else %} {% else %}
@ -413,35 +421,45 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro todays_events() %} {% macro todays_events() %}
{% if is_state("sensor.halloween_countdown","0") %} {% if is_state('sensor.halloween_countdown','0') %}
Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween!
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.christmas_countdown","0") %} {% if is_state('sensor.christmas_countdown','0') %}
Merry Christmas Everyone! Merry Christmas Everyone!
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.anniversary_our_wedding","0") %} {% if is_state('sensor.anniversary_our_wedding','0') %}
Happy Anniversary! It has been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.attributes.years }} years! Happy Anniversary! It has been an amazing {{ states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.attributes.years }} years!
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("calendar.holidays_in_united_states", "on") %} {% if is_state('calendar.holidays_in_united_states', 'on') %}
Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}. Today is {{states.calendar.holidays_in_united_states.attributes.message}}.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("calendar.anchorage_holidays", "on") %} {% if is_state('calendar.anchorage_holidays', 'on') %}
And dont forget Today is also {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}. And do not forget. Today is also {{states.calendar.anchorage_holidays.attributes.message}}.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == "on" %} {% if states.calendar.birthdays.state == 'on' %}
Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }} ! Today is {{ states.calendar.birthdays.attributes.message }} !
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %} {%- set event=states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message %}
{% if 'Day' in event %} {% if 'Day' in event and 'National' in event%}
{{ [ {{ [
"Today is also {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}. We should celebrate.", 'Today is ',
"And a very special Happy {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}. I will leave the party planning up to you", 'And a very special Happy ',
"It is is also {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}. I bet you are glad I told you.", 'It is also ',
"You cannot make this stuff up. Today is {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}.", 'Today is also known as ',
"I have just been informed today is {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}. But that just sounds silly.", 'I have just been <emphasis>informed</emphasis> today is ',
"Want to know a fact? Today is {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}", 'Want to know a fact? Today is ',
"You should tell someone it is {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}. Because I bet know one else knows.", 'You should tell someone it is ',
"I bet you did not know. Today is {{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}. But now you do. And the more you know." 'Everyday can be a holiday. So today is '
]|random }}
{{states.calendar.national_holidays.attributes.message}}.
{{ [
'We should celebrate.',
'I will leave the party planning up to <emphasis>you</emphasis>',
'I bet you are glad I told you.',
'You cannot make this stuff up.',
'But that just sounds silly.',
'Because I bet no one else knows.',
'Bet you did not know. But <emphasis>now </emphasis> you do. And the more you know.'
]|random }} ]|random }}
{%- endif -%} {%- endif -%}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
@ -458,12 +476,12 @@ script:
{%- endmacro -%} {%- endmacro -%}
{% macro current_conditions_outisde() %} {% macro current_conditions_outisde() %}
It's currently {{states.sensor.dark_sky_summary.state}} and {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state|round}} degrees according to Dark Sky. It is currently {{states.sensor.dark_sky_summary.state}} and {{states.sensor.dark_sky_temperature.state|round}} degrees according to Dark Sky.
The back porch is {{states.sensor.accurite_back_porch_temperature.state|round}} degrees. The back porch is {{states.sensor.accurite_back_porch_temperature.state|round}} degrees.
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro current_conditions_inside() %} {% macro current_conditions_inside() %}
The inside temperature is {{states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature|round}} degrees. The Climate is set to {{states.climate.home.state}}. The inside temperature is {{states.climate.home.attributes.current_temperature|round}} degrees. The Climate is currently set to {{states.climate.home.state}}.
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro current_conditions_garage() %} {% macro current_conditions_garage() %}
@ -479,15 +497,20 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro future_forecast() %} {% macro future_forecast() %}
Looking into the future you can expect {{states.sensor.dark_sky_daily_summary.state}}.
{{ [ 'Looking into the future you can expect, ',
' According to the forecast, there might be ',
'If you have not seen the forecast, you might want to plan for '
] | random }}
{{states.sensor.dark_sky_daily_summary.state}}.
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro freeze_warning() %} {% macro freeze_warning() %}
{% if is_state("input_boolean.freeze_warning","on") %} {% if is_state('input_boolean.freeze_warning','on') %}
{{ [ "The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. Someone might want to bring the lemon tree in. ", {{ [ 'The temperature is expected to be near or below freezing. <emaphasis>Someone</emphasis> might want to bring the lemon tree in. ',
"It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like turn water solid, cold. Think of the poor plants.", 'It appears that it will be cold tonight. Like turn water solid kind of cold. Think of the poor plants.',
"I suggest bringing in the plants otherwise the temperature might kill them. And that will be on you.", 'I suggest bringing in the plants other wise, the temperature might kill them. And that will be on <emphasis>you</emphasis>.',
"I would say winter is coming. But based on the weather forecast it appears to be here. Grab the Dragon glass." 'I would say winter is coming. But, based on the weather forecast it appears to be here. Grab the Dragon glass.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
@ -510,31 +533,30 @@ script:
{% macro upcoming_holidays() %} {% macro upcoming_holidays() %}
{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %} {% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume. Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
{{ [ "I will be going as a dumb home. ", {{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
"I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.", 'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
"I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today." 'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %} {% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.holiday_halloween.state}} days There are only {{states.sensor.holiday_halloween.state}} days
{{ [ "until Halloween.", {{ [ 'until Halloween.',
"until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ", 'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
"and counting until the best holiday ever.", 'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
"until you need a costume." 'until you need a costume.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% else %} {% else %}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %} {% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
Tomorrow is Christmas. It's practically here! Santa is coming tonight! Don't forget the cookies! Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="2s"/> It is practically here! <break time="2s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %} {% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas. There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
{{ [ "All I want is a hippopatamus.", {{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
"Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.", 'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But <emphasis>I am</emphasis> not telling.',
"Don't forget to put something under the tree for your favorite smarthome.", 'Do not forget to put something under the tree for <emphasis>your</emphasis> favorite smarthome.',
"It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.", 'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
"Do you hear what I hear?", 'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.'
"I dont want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist."
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% else %} {% else %}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
@ -543,102 +565,101 @@ script:
{% macro skylar_dressed() %} {% macro skylar_dressed() %}
Skylar, Skylar,
{% if is_state("sensor.birthday_skylar", "0") %} {% if is_state('sensor.birthday_skylar', '0') %}
Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it. Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
{% else %} {% else %}
If you haven't gotten dressed, If you have not gotten dressed,
{{ [ "It is time to get dressed. ", {{ [ 'It is time to get dressed. ',
"It is time to put some real clothes on. ", 'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
"it is now time to change your underwear.", 'it is now time to change your underwear.',
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro prebed_routine() %} {% macro prebed_routine() %}
Skylar, Skylar,
{{ [ "It is time to get in the bath. ", {{ [ 'It is time to get in the bath. ',
"You only have thirty minutes until bedtime. That means you should be heading for the bathtub.", 'You only have thirty minutes until bedtime. That means you should be heading for the bathtub.',
"I cannot communicate with the bathtub, otherwise, I would have started the water for you already. So you will have to start the bath yourself. ", 'I cannot communicate with the bathtub, otherwise, I would have started the water for you already. So you will have to start the bath, <emphasis>yourself</emphasis>',
"My sensors are detecting a strange smell. I am running diagnostics, but in the mean time why don't you start a bath.", 'My sensors are detecting a <emphasis>strange</emphasis> smell. I am running diagnostics, but in the mean time you should start a bath.',
"I hate to say it but it is time to get cleaned up.", 'I hate to say it but, it is time to get cleaned up.',
"Did you you hear the one about the kid who never took a bath? ,,,,Yeah, me either. So let's keep it that way. Bath time.", 'Did you ever hear the one about the kid who never took a bath? <break time="2s"/>Yeah, me <emphasis>either</emphasis>. So we should keep it that way. Bath time <emphasis>sir</emphasis>.',
"Tee Minus 30 minutes and counting until you should be off to sleep." 'Tee Minus 30 minutes and counting until you should be off to sleep. Time to get cleaned up, and get your pajamas on.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
If you go now there may be time for stories. Don't forget to brush your teeth. If you go now there may be time for stories. Do not forget to brush your teeth.
{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "fri") %} {% if is_state('sensor.weekday', 'fri') %}
Oh, and tomorrow is Saturday, so why don't we sleep in. Oh, and tomorrow is Saturday, so we can we sleep in.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "sat") %} {% if is_state('sensor.weekday', 'sat') %}
Oh, and tomorrow is Sunday, so why don't we sleep in. Oh, and tomorrow is Sunday, so we can we sleep in.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro school_today() %} {% macro school_today() %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True %} {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
Because you have school today! Because you have school today!
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == "early-release" %} {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
And guess what? It is early release! And guess what? It is early release!
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == "start_thanksgiving_break" %} {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_thanksgiving_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Thanksgiving Break. And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Thanksgiving Break.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == "start_winter_break" %} {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_winter_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Winter Break. And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Winter Break.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == "start_spring_break" %} {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_spring_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring Break. And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring Break.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == "start_fall_break" %} {% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'start_fall_break' %}
And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Fall Break. And One More Thing. Tomorrow is the first day of Fall Break.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro skylar_events() %} {% macro skylar_events() %}
Skylar, {% if is_state('calendar.skylar_events', 'on') %}
{% if is_state("calendar.skylar_events", "on") %}
You have {{ states.calendar.skylar_events.attributes.message }} today as well! You have {{ states.calendar.skylar_events.attributes.message }} today as well!
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "mon") %} {% if is_state('sensor.weekday', 'mon') %}
And you have The Little Gym today. And you have The Little Gym today.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "wed") %} {% if is_state('sensor.weekday', 'wed') and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
And you have Game Time today. And you have Game Time today.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro clothes_suggestion() %} {% macro clothes_suggestion() %}
{% if is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Freezing") %} {% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
It is going to be freezing today so I suggest wearing long pants, and a heavy coat. It is going to be freezing today, so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast","Cold") %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
It is going to be cold today so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket. It is going to be cold today, so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Chilly") %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
It is going to be chilly today so I suggest wearing at least long pants. It is going to be chilly today, so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Nice") %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
It is going to be It is going to be
{{ [ "nice outside", {{ [ 'nice outside',
"pretty nice outside ", 'pretty nice outside ',
"a good day to be outside ", 'a good day to be outside ',
"rather enjoyable outside ", 'rather enjoyable outside ',
] | random }} ] | random }}
today so I suggest wearing shorts. today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Toasty") %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
It is going to be a It is going to be a
{{ [ "bit warm ", {{ [ 'bit warm ',
"rather warm outside ", 'rather warm outside ',
"almost too hot outside ", 'almost too hot outside ',
"a little warm ", 'a little warm ',
] | random }} ] | random }}
today so I suggest wearing shorts. today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% elif is_state("sensor.clothing_forecast", "Hot") %} {% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
It is going to be It is going to be
{{ [ "hot", {{ [ 'hot',
"hotter than the sun ", 'hotter than the sun ',
"hotter than hot, but in a lot of bad ways ", 'hotter than hot, but in a lot of bad ways ',
"hotter than the sun outside ", 'hotter than the sun outside ',
"super hot ", 'super hot ',
"hotter than the inside of a volcano " 'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
] | random }} ] | random }}
today so I suggest wearing shorts. today so I suggest wearing shorts.
{% else %} {% else %}
@ -647,42 +668,43 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro school_holiday() %} {% macro school_holiday() %}
{% if states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.offset_reached == True %} {% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
And look at that. You do not have school today. And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
{{ [ "Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.", {{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
"You could always do some chores.", 'You could always do some chores.',
"Lets try to keep the TV off today.", 'Lets try to keep the TV off today, ok?',
"Want to play a nice game of chess?", 'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
"I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it." 'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro reminders() %} {% macro reminders() %}
{% if is_state("input_boolean.heartworm", "on") %} {% if is_state('input_boolean.heartworm', 'on') %}
Today is the day Winston gets his heartworm medicine. Today is the day Winston gets his heartworm medicine.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro chores() %} {% macro chores() %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %} {% if now().strftime('%H')|int < 12 and now().strftime('%H')|int > 6 %}
Don't forget to make your beds! Do not forget to make your beds!
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "mon") %} {% if is_state('sensor.weekday', 'mon') %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %} {% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
{{ [ "Don't forget tomorrow is Trash Day. ", {{ [ 'Do not forget tomorrow is Trash Day. ',
"I advise you move the trash cans to the curb for the weekly pickup. ", 'I advise you move the trash cans to the curb for the weekly pickup. ',
" The trash and recycle should go out" ' The trash and recycle should go out'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if is_state("sensor.weekday", "tue") %} {% if is_state('sensor.weekday', 'tue') %}
{% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %} {% if now().strftime('%H')|int > 17 %}
{{ [ "Don't forget to bring in the trash cans. ", {{ [ 'Do not forget to bring in the trash cans. ',
"The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ", 'The trash cans will feel lonely if you leave them out all night. ',
"The HOA will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street." 'The <say-as interpret-as="characters">HOA</say-as> will get mad if you leave those trash cans out on the street.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
@ -692,7 +714,7 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro door_status() %} {% macro door_status() %}
{% if is_state("group.external_doors", "on") %} {% if is_state('group.external_doors', 'on') %}
There are doors are open. There are doors are open.
{% else %} {% else %}
All doors are closed. All doors are closed.
@ -700,59 +722,59 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro garage_door_status() %} {% macro garage_door_status() %}
{% if is_state("binary_sensor.garage_door", "on") %} {% if is_state('binary_sensor.garage_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ "The garage door is open. ", {{ [ 'The garage door is open. ',
"The pod bay doors are open. ", 'The pod bay doors are open. ',
"Someone forgot to close the garage." 'Someone forgot to close the garage.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% elif is_state("binary_sensor.side_door", "on") %} {% elif is_state('binary_sensor.side_door', 'on') %}
{{ [ "The side door is ajar. ", {{ [ 'The side door is ajar. ',
"The side door is open. ", 'The side door is open. ',
"Someone forgot to close the side door." 'Someone forgot to close the side door.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% else %} {% else %}
{{ [ "The garage doors are closed. ", {{ [ 'The garage doors are closed. ',
"The cargo hold is sealed. ", 'The cargo hold is sealed. ',
"Looks like the garage has been secured.", 'Looks like the garage has been secured.',
"The pod bay doors are closed. Do not ask me to open them." 'The pod bay doors are closed. <emphasis>Do not</emphasis> ask me to open them.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro jeff_location() %} {% macro jeff_location() %}
{% if is_state("sensor.jeff_location", "home") %} {% if is_state('sensor.jeff_location', 'home') %}
{{ [ {{ [
"I am not sure why you are asking me,", 'I am not sure why you are asking me,',
"You must be having vision problems.", 'You must be having vision problems.',
"I don't want to alarm you, but" 'I do not want to alarm you, but'
] | random }} ] | random }}
Jeff is already home! Jeff is already home!
{% else %} {% else %}
{% if is_state("sensor.jeff_destination", "na") %} {% if is_state('sensor.jeff_destination', 'na') %}
{%- if states.device_tracker.life360_jeffrey_stone.attributes.moving == True %} {%- if states.device_tracker.life360_jeffrey_stone.attributes.moving == True %}
Jeff is currenly moving, but Jeff is currenly moving, but
{{ [ {{ [
"I am unable to determine his destination.", 'I am unable to determine his destination.',
"I am having trouble tracking him.", 'I am having trouble tracking him.',
"His destination is currently unknown." 'His destination is currently unknown.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
At last check was {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. At last check was {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{%- elif states.device_tracker.life360_jeffrey_stone.attributes.driving == True %} {%- elif states.device_tracker.life360_jeffrey_stone.attributes.driving == True %}
Jeff is currenly moving, but Jeff is currenly moving, but
{{ [ {{ [
"I am unable to determine his destination.", 'I am unable to determine his destination.',
"I am having trouble tracking him.", 'I am having trouble tracking him.',
"His destination is currently unknown." 'His destination is currently unknown.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
At last check was {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. At last check was {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{% else %} {% else %}
{% if is_state("sensor.jeff_location", "Lost") %} {% if is_state('sensor.jeff_location', 'Lost') %}
Jeff is lost, but at last check was {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. Jeff is lost, but at last check was {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{% else %} {% else %}
Jeff is currently at {{ states.sensor.jeff_location.state }}. Jeff is currently at {{ states.sensor.jeff_location.state }}.
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% elif is_state("sensor.jeff_destination", "home") %} {% elif is_state('sensor.jeff_destination', 'home') %}
Jeff is currenly heading home and will be here in {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes. Jeff is currenly heading home and will be here in {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
{% else %} {% else %}
Jeff is heading to {{ states.sensor.jeff_destination.state }}. Jeff is heading to {{ states.sensor.jeff_destination.state }}.
@ -761,21 +783,21 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro kat_location() %} {% macro kat_location() %}
{% if is_state("sensor.kat_location", "home") %} {% if is_state('sensor.kat_location', 'home') %}
{{ [ {{ [
"I am not sure why you are asking me,", 'I am not sure why you are asking me,',
"You must be having vision problems.", 'You must be having vision problems.',
"I don't want to alarm you, but" 'I do not want to alarm you, but'
] | random }} ] | random }}
Katherine is already home! Katherine is already home!
{% else %} {% else %}
{% if is_state("input_boolean.kat_travel_monitor", "on") %} {% if is_state('input_boolean.kat_travel_monitor', 'on') %}
{%- if states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.moving == True %} {%- if states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.moving == True %}
Katherine is currently heading home and will be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes. Katherine is currently heading home and will be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
{%- elif states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.driving == True %} {%- elif states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.driving == True %}
Katherine is currently heading home and will be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes. Katherine is currently heading home and will be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
{% else %} {% else %}
{% if is_state("sensor.kat_location", "Lost") %} {% if is_state('sensor.kat_location', 'Lost') %}
Katherine is lost, but at last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. Katherine is lost, but at last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{% else %} {% else %}
Katherine is currently at {{ states.sensor.kat_location.state }}. Katherine is currently at {{ states.sensor.kat_location.state }}.
@ -785,21 +807,21 @@ script:
{%- if states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.moving == True %} {%- if states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.moving == True %}
Katherine is currenly moving, and Katherine is currenly moving, and
{{ [ {{ [
"I am unable to determine her destination.", 'I am unable to determine her destination.',
"I am having trouble tracking her.", 'I am having trouble tracking her.',
"Her destination is currently unknown." 'Her destination is currently unknown.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
At last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. At last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{%- elif states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.driving == True %} {%- elif states.device_tracker.life360_kat_stone.attributes.driving == True %}
Katherine is currenly moving, and Katherine is currenly moving, and
{{ [ {{ [
"I am unable to determine her destination.", 'I am unable to determine her destination.',
"I am having trouble tracking her.", 'I am having trouble tracking her.',
"Her destination is currently unknown." 'Her destination is currently unknown.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
At last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. At last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{% else %} {% else %}
{% if is_state("sensor.kat_location", "Lost") %} {% if is_state('sensor.kat_location', 'Lost') %}
Katherine is lost, but at last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home. Katherine is lost, but at last check was {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes from home.
{% else %} {% else %}
I have located Katherine. She is at {{ states.sensor.kat_location.state }}, and I have located Katherine. She is at {{ states.sensor.kat_location.state }}, and
@ -811,11 +833,11 @@ script:
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro jeff_headed_home() %} {% macro jeff_headed_home() %}
Jeff appears to be headed home. Based on current traffic conditions he should be here in {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes. Jeff appears to be headed home. Based on current traffic conditions, he should be here in {{states.sensor.jeff_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro kat_headed_home() %} {% macro kat_headed_home() %}
Katherine appears to be headed home. Based on current traffic conditions she should be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes. Katherine appears to be headed home. Based on current traffic conditions, she should be here in {{states.sensor.kat_ett_home.attributes.duration | round}} minutes.
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro traffic_conditions() %} {% macro traffic_conditions() %}
@ -836,34 +858,34 @@ script:
{% macro iss() %} {% macro iss() %}
{{ [ {{ [
"But the International Space Station is passing over. Wave.", 'But the International Space Station is passing over. Wave.',
"But The International Space Station just flew by.", 'But The International Space Station just flew by.',
"But if you were to look up right now, and it was dark outside, and you happened to be looking in the right place you would see the International Space Station go by. But it's already passed by now." 'But if you were to look up right now, and it was dark outside, and you happened to be looking in the right place you would see the International Space Station go by. But, it has already passed.'
] | random}} ] | random}}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro full_moon() %} {% macro full_moon() %}
{{ [ {{ [
"There is a Full Moon out tonight, and this time it's the actual moon and not the neighbor. ", 'There is a Full Moon out tonight, and this time it is the <emphasis>actual</emphasis> moon. And <emphasis>not</emphasis> the neighbor. ',
"Hey look, There is the full moon. ", 'Hey look, There is the full moon. ',
"The moon is huge! And full. ", 'The moon is <emphasis>huge<e/mphasis>! And full. ',
"If you want to see the full moon tonight is the night."] | random }} 'If you want to see the full moon, <emphasis>tonight is the night</emphasis>.'] | random }}
{% endmacro %} {% endmacro %}
{% macro security_report() %} {% macro security_report() %}
{%- if states.input_boolean.sentry_mode.state == 'on' %} {%- if states.input_boolean.sentry_mode.state == 'on' %}
{{ [ {{ [
"Sentry Mode is enabled.", 'Sentry Mode is enabled.',
"Sentry mode is currently active.", 'Sentry mode is currently active.',
"Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.", 'Barn Door Protocol is currently in effect.',
"My security system is currently armed." 'My security system is currently armed.'
] | random}} ] | random}}
{% else %} {% else %}
{{ [ {{ [
"Sentry Mode is disabled.", 'Sentry Mode is disabled.',
"Sentry mode is currently active.", 'Sentry mode is currently active.',
"My security system is currently disarmed." 'My security system is currently disarmed.'
] | random}} ] | random}}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %} {%- if states.group.external_doors.state == 'off' %}
@ -890,26 +912,26 @@ script:
{%- macro washer_needs_emptying() -%} {%- macro washer_needs_emptying() -%}
{{ [ {{ [
"Just a reminder. Washing machine needs to be emptied.", 'Just a reminder. Washing machine needs to be emptied.',
"I'm sure you have more inportant things to do, but the washing machine needs to be emptied.", 'I am sure you have more inportant things to do, but the washing machine needs to be emptied.',
"Looks like the washing machine has completed it's cycle.", 'Looks like the washing machine has completed it is cycle.',
"Don't forget to move the clothes to the dryer." 'Do not forget to move the clothes to the dryer.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{%- endmacro -%} {%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro house_party_protocol_enabled() -%} {%- macro house_party_protocol_enabled() -%}
{{ [ {{ [
"Anchorage House has been configured for a House Party.", 'Anchorage House has been configured for a House Party.',
"Incense has been turned on.", 'Incense has been turned on.',
"I have enabled house party protocol." 'I have enabled house party protocol.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{%- endmacro -%} {%- endmacro -%}
{%- macro house_party_protocol_disabled() -%} {%- macro house_party_protocol_disabled() -%}
{{ [ {{ [
"The House Party has been canceled.", 'The House Party has been canceled.',
"Incense has been turned off.", 'Incense has been turned off.',
"I have disabled house party protocol." 'I have disabled house party protocol.'
] | random }} ] | random }}
{%- endmacro -%} {%- endmacro -%}
@ -1060,7 +1082,7 @@ script:
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% if call_full_moon == 1 %} {% if call_full_moon == 1 %}
{% if is_state("sensor.moon", "full_moon") %} {% if is_state('sensor.moon', 'full_moon') %}
{{ full_moon() }} {{ full_moon() }}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
{% endif %} {% endif %}
@ -1095,9 +1117,9 @@ script:
- service: notify.twitter - service: notify.twitter
data_template: data_template:
message: > message: >
{% set msg = "" %} {% set msg = '' %}
{% set msg = msg + " " + message %} {% set msg = msg + ' ' + message %}
{% set msg = msg + " #iot #smarthome" %} {% set msg = msg + ' #iot #smarthome' %}
{{ msg }} {{ msg }}
twitter_notify_image: twitter_notify_image: