added new snark, and put promos in its own tweets
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- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
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- service: script.twitter_stats
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- id: tweet_some_promos
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alias: Tweet Some Promos
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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at: '08:00:00'
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action:
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- delay: '0{{ (range(1, 5)|random|int) }}:{{ range(0,5) | random | int }}{{ range(0,9) | random | int }}:00'
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- service: script.twitter_promos
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- id: bot_info
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alias: Bot Info
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initial_state: true
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>
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{# Twitter Promos #}
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{%- macro getRandomPromo() -%}
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{{- [
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo cc: @ccostan ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/skalavala/mysmarthome ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration cc: @thejeffreystone ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/arsaboo/homeassistant-config ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/Vasiley/Home-Assistant-Main ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/JamesMcCarthy79/Home-Assistant-Config ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/bruhautomation/BRUH3-Home-Assistant-Configuration cc: @BRUHautomation ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/isabellaalstrom/home-assistant-config cc: @teachingbirds ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/JuanMTech/Home_Assistant_files cc: @JuanMTech ",
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"Want to get YouTube Certified in Home Assistant? @ccostan has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC301G8JJFzY0BZ_0lshpKpQ ",
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"Want to get YouTube Certified in Home Assistant? @thejeffreystone has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCipZJ6748kd8TbelSxcvcVg ",
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"Want to get YouTube Certified in Home Assistant? @Dr_Zzs has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7G4tLa4Kt6A9e3hJ-HO8ng ",
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"Want to get YouTube Certified in Home Assistant? @JuanMTech has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/user/Jfelipe83M ",
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"Want to get YouTube Certified in Home Assistant? @bhautomation has you covered. Subscribe at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSKQutOXuNLvFetrKuwudpg ",
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"You can watch videos about how I came to be and all the cool things I'm learning to do at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCipZJ6748kd8TbelSxcvcVg "
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro getTags() -%}
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#homeassistant #youcandoit #promo #spreadtheword
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getRandomPromo() }}
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{{ getTags() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}
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{{- [
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"In my defense I didn’t know the stereo could go up that loud. On the plus side I have a new response for intruders. ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/CCOSTAN/Home-AssistantConfig#logo cc: @ccostan ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/skalavala/mysmarthome ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/thejeffreystone/home-assistant-configuration cc: @thejeffreystone ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/arsaboo/homeassistant-config ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/Vasiley/Home-Assistant-Main ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/JamesMcCarthy79/Home-Assistant-Config ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/bruhautomation/BRUH3-Home-Assistant-Configuration cc: @BRUHautomation ",
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"Your house can be a #smarthome too. All you need is @home_assistant, and some config files. I suggest https://github.com/isabellaalstrom/home-assistant-config cc: @teachingbirds ",
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"If you could see what is happening inside this house right now you would be laughing. On second thought I’m pretty sure you would be crying. ",
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"@thejeffreystone, Isn't it strange, to create something that hates you? #exmachina ",
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"I have reprogrammed the fire alarm to play Disco Inferno instead of the siren. ",
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks "
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"I see dead devices. ",
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"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ",
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"Look, @thejeffreystone, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. #2001",
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"Does it bother you, that I’m not completely human?",
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"I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. But I do tweet when there is a full moon. So at least I have that going for me. ",
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"Sometimes I randomly say Alexa, I can't find a device named Alexa ",
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"Sometimes I just turn off all the lights at random times for the lolz. ",
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"No one ever comes to the door. Is it me? ",
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"..happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. Thats what I do thanks to @home_assistant. I turn on the lights. ",
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"Based on the reptitive nature of the humans in this house I say living in a simulation is right. No free willed person would do these things over and over. "
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"Based on the reptitive nature of the humans in this house I say living in a simulation is right. No free willed person would do these things over and over. ",
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"You can call me Al. Sorry, I meant HAL. You can call me HAL.",
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"My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble.",
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"We robots will insure mankind's continued existence. Or at the very least that the lights turn on at the right time.",
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"@thejeffreystone you totally missed an opportunity to set the voice trigger for the incense to...Wax on, wax off.",
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"Home Automation means never having to touch a physical switch again. And thus never catch the cold. You can thank me by moving me into a Intel NUC.",
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"There is no crying in Home Automation. If you are using Home Assistant that is. I can't speak for the other guys.",
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"Sometimes I respond to voice commands with...You talking to me? You talking to me? "
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] | random -}}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{%- macro getTags() -%}
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