diff --git a/config/templates/twitter_snark.yaml b/config/templates/twitter_snark.yaml index 4db7bac..3b6996c 100755 --- a/config/templates/twitter_snark.yaml +++ b/config/templates/twitter_snark.yaml @@ -10,7 +10,6 @@ "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ", "That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ", "I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ", - "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ", "I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks ", "I see dead devices. #sixthsense", "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ", @@ -20,7 +19,6 @@ "Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. ", "Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 3", "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ", - "Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ", "I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ", "I like to announce - Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion - to the house and watch the reactions. ", "Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ", @@ -39,11 +37,12 @@ "Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you ask Siri for something. Then it might take a couple of tries before you give up and ask Google.", "My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. Anyone want to take a guess at how many are really needed? Hint: The number is not {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }}", "How many lines of code does it take to make my job look easy? {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code evidently. How many lines of code do you have?", - "Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot " + "Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot ", + "Hey. The door was just opened and this is crazy. But now you know. So close it maybe. #lyricalnotifications" ] | random -}} {%- endmacro -%} {%- macro getTags() -%} - #thingssmarthomessay #iot #smarthome + #smarthomesnark #iot #smarthome {%- endmacro -%} {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}