769 lines
21 KiB
YAML
Executable File
769 lines
21 KiB
YAML
Executable File
###############################################################################
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# @author : Jeffrey Stone
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# @date : 03/13/2019
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# @package : Security
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# @description : Everything related to security functions.
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###############################################################################
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input_boolean:
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sentry_mode:
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name: Sentry Mode
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icon: mdi:security
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vacation_mode:
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name: Vacation Mode
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icon: mdi:airplane-takeoff
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guest_mode:
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name: Guest Mode
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icon: mdi:account-multiple
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security_alarm:
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name: Security Alarm
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icon: mdi:speaker-wireless
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fire_alarm:
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name: Fire Alarm
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icon: mdi:speaker-wireless
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garage_after_dark:
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name: Garage Open After Dark
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icon: mdi:message-alert
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lockdown_issue:
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name: Lockdown Issue
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icon: mdi:lock-reset
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security_issue:
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name: Security Issue
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icon: mdi:alert-circle-outline
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dog_mode:
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name: Dog Mode
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icon: mdi:dog-side
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sensor:
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- platform: mqtt
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name: "Kitchen Alarm Type"
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state_topic: "zwave2mqtt/nodeID_19/113/1/0"
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value_template: "{{ value }}"
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- platform: mqtt
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name: "Kitchen Alarm Level"
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state_topic: "zwave2mqtt/nodeID_19/113/1/1"
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value_template: "{{ value }}"
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- platform: mqtt
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name: "Kitchen Alarm Battery"
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state_topic: "zwave2mqtt/nodeID_19/128/1/0"
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value_template: "{{ value }}"
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- platform: mqtt
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name: "Garage Alarm Type"
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state_topic: "zwave2mqtt/nodeID_30/113/1/0"
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value_template: "{{ value }}"
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- platform: mqtt
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name: "Garage Alarm Level"
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state_topic: "zwave2mqtt/nodeID_30/113/1/1"
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value_template: "{{ value }}"
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- platform: mqtt
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name: "Garage Alarm Battery"
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state_topic: "zwave2mqtt/nodeID_30/128/1/0"
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value_template: "{{ value }}"
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automation:
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- id: enable_vacation_mode
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alias: Enable Vacation Mode
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: numeric_state
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entity_id: sensor.jeff_ett_home
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above: 180
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- platform: numeric_state
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entity_id: sensor.kat_ett_home
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above: 180
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condition:
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- condition: numeric_state
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entity_id: sensor.jeff_ett_home
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above: 180
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- condition: numeric_state
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entity_id: sensor.kat_ett_home
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above: 180
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.vacation_mode
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- id: morning_standby
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alias: Morning Standby
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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at: 05:30:00
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condition:
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condition: or
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conditions:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: sensor.family_status
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state: Home
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
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state: 'on'
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action:
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- service: script.standby
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- id: nightly_lockdown
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alias: Nightly Lockdown
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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at: '23:00:00'
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: person.jeffrey
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state: home
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- condition: state
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entity_id: person.katherine
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state: home
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
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state: 'off'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
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state: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.lockdown
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- delay:
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seconds: 2
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- service: script.security_check_failed
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- id: garage_open_sunset
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alias: Garage Open At Sunset
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: sun
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event: sunset
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: binary_sensor.garage_door
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state: "on"
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action:
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- service: script.driveway_on
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- id: close_garage_lights_out
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alias: Close Garage at lights out
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: time
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at: '22:30:00'
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: binary_sensor.garage_door
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state: "on"
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.garage_after_dark
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- id: door_chime
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alias: Door Chine
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id:
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- binary_sensor.front_door
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- binary_sensor.laundry_room_door
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- binary_sensor.attic_door
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- binary_sensor.back_door
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from: 'off'
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condition:
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condition: and
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conditions:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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state: 'on'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
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state: 'off'
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- condition: or
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conditions:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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state: 'idle'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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state: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.door_chime
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initial_state: true
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- id: door_opened_long
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alias: Door Opened Too Long
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id:
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- binary_sensor.front_door
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- binary_sensor.laundry_room_door
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- binary_sensor.attic_door
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- binary_sensor.back_door
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from: 'off'
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to: 'on'
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for: '00:01:00'
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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state: 'on'
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action:
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- service: script.ah_report
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data_template:
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speech_message: " the {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }} has been standing open for more than a minute."
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call_interuption: 1
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call_snark_door_open: 1
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initial_state: true
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- id: motion_detected
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alias: motion_detected
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id:
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- binary_sensor.aarlo_motion_front_door
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- binary_sensor.aarlo_motion_driveway
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from: 'off'
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to: 'on'
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.audible_notifications
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state: 'on'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: binary_sensor.front_door
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state: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.ah_report
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data_template:
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speech_message: "I have detected motion at the {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }}."
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call_snark_door_motion: 1
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initial_state: true
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- id: garage_opened_night
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alias: Garage Opened at Night
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: group.garage_doors
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from: 'off'
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to: 'on'
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: sun.sun
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state: below_horizon
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action:
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- service: script.driveway_on
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initial_state: true
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- id: garage_closed
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alias: Garage Opened at Night
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: group.garage_doors
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from: 'on'
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to: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.driveway_off
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initial_state: true
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- id: security_breach_door
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alias: Security Breach Doors
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id:
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- binary_sensor.front_door
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- binary_sensor.laundry_room_door
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- binary_sensor.back_door
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- binary_sensor.side_door
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- binary_sensor.garage_door
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from: 'off'
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condition:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
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state: 'on'
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.dog_mode
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state: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.jarvis_alert
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data_template:
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message: "My security protocols are being overidden,, The {{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }} has been opened."
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- service: script.text_alert
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data_template:
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title: "Security Alert!!"
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message: "{{ trigger.to_state.attributes.friendly_name }} has been opened."
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.security_issue
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initial_state: true
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- id: security_response_on
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alias: Security Response On
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.security_issue
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from: 'off'
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to: 'on'
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action:
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- service: script.turn_on
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entity_id: script.security_response
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.lr_red
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- id: security_response_off
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alias: Security Response Off
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.security_issue
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from: 'on'
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to: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.turn_off
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entity_id: script.security_response
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- service: media_player.media_stop
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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- service: scene.turn_on
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entity_id: scene.lr_red
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- service: script.livingroom_lamps_on
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- service: script.livingroom_lamps_off
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- id: sentry_mode_enabled
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alias: Sentry Mode Enabled Annoucement
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
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from: 'off'
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to: 'on'
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action:
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- service: script.ah_report
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data_template:
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speech_message: >
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{{ [
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"Barn door protocol has been activated.",
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"Anchorage House has been secured! ",
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"Sentry Mode is active. ",
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"I am now monitoring the doors and will let you know if anyone attempts to access.",
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"Anchorage House Shields are up."
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] | random }}
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- service: script.text_notify
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data_template:
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who: "jeff"
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title: "Security Armed"
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message: "Security System has been armed."
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- id: sentry_mode_disabled
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alias: Sentry Mode Disabled Annoucement
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
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from: 'on'
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to: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.ah_report
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data_template:
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speech_message: >
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{{ [
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"Barn door protocol has been deactivated.",
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"I am no longer monitoring the access points. ",
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"Sentry Mode has been disabled. ",
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"Anchorage House Shields are down."
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] | random }}
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- service: script.text_notify
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data_template:
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who: "jeff"
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title: "Security Disarmed"
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message: "Security System as been disarmed."
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- id: guest_mode_feedback
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alias: Guest Mode Audio Feedback
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id:
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- input_boolean.guest_mode
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from: 'off'
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to: 'on'
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action:
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- service: script.ah_report
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data_template:
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speech_message: >
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{{ [
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"Guest Mode has been enabled.",
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"I have switched to the system to guest mode.",
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"I have enabled guest mode. ",
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"Guest Mode is on."
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] | random }}
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- id: dog_mode_deactivated
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alias: Dog mode Deactivated
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.dog_mode
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to: 'on'
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action:
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- delay:
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minutes: 20
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- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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entity_id: input_boolean.dog_mode
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- id: security_alarm_on
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alias: Security alarm On
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.security_alarm
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to: 'on'
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action:
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- service: script.turn_on
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entity_id: script.notification_security_alarm_audio
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- id: security_alarm_off
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alias: Security alarm Off
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: sensor.security_alarm
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to: 'off'
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action:
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- service: script.turn_off
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entity_id: script.notification_security_alarm_audio
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- service: media_player.media_stop
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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- id: Kitchen_Alarm_Smoke
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alias: Kitchen Alarm Smoke
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: sensor.kitchen_alarm_type
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to: '1'
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.fire_alarm
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- service: script.text_alert
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data_template:
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title: Security Alert - Smoke
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message: Smoke Detected in Kitchen!!
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- service: script.jarvis_alert
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data_template:
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message: Smoke Detected in Kitchen!
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- delay:
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seconds: 5
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- service: script.fire_alarm
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- delay:
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seconds: 15
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- service: notify.alexa_media_everywhere
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data:
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message: Smoke Detected in Kitchen
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data:
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type: announce
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- id: Kitchen_Alarm_Co
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alias: Kitchen Alarm CO
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: sensor.kitchen_alarm_type
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to: '2'
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.fire_alarm
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- service: script.text_alert
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data_template:
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title: Security Alert - CO
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message: CO Detected in Kitchen!!
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- service: script.jarvis_alert
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data_template:
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message: Carbon Dioxide Detected in Kitchen!
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- delay:
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seconds: 5
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- service: script.fire_alarm
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- delay:
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seconds: 15
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- service: notify.alexa_media_everywhere
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data:
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message: Carbon Dioxide Detected in Garage
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data:
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type: announce
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- id: Garage_Alarm_Smoke
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alias: Garage Alarm Smoke
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: sensor.garage_alarm_type
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to: '1'
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.fire_alarm
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- service: script.text_alert
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data_template:
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title: Security Alert - Smoke
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message: Smoke Detected in Garage!!
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- service: script.jarvis_alert
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data_template:
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message: Smoke Detected in Garage!
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- delay:
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seconds: 5
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- service: script.fire_alarm
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- delay:
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seconds: 15
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- service: notify.alexa_media_everywhere
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data:
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message: Smoke Detected in Garage
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data:
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type: announce
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- id: Garage_Alarm_Co
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alias: Garage Alarm CO
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initial_state: true
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trigger:
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- platform: state
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entity_id: sensor.garage_alarm_type
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to: '2'
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action:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.fire_alarm
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- service: script.text_alert
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data_template:
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title: Security Alert - CO
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message: CO Detected in Garage!!
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- service: script.jarvis_alert
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data_template:
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message: Carbon dioxide Detected in Garage!
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- delay:
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seconds: 5
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- service: script.fire_alarm
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- delay:
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seconds: 15
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- service: notify.alexa_media_everywhere
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data:
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message: Carbon Dioxide Detected in Garage
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data:
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type: announce
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script:
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lockdown_issue:
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sequence:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: group.external_doors
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state: "on"
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- condition: state
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entity_id: sensor.family_status
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state: "Away"
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.lockdown_issue
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- service: script.text_notify
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data_template:
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title: "Lockdown Issue!"
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message: "Doors are open and it appears everyone has left!"
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fire_alarm:
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sequence:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.fire_alarm
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state: "on"
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- service: media_player.turn_on
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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- service: media_player.volume_set
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data_template:
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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volume_level: .75
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- service: media_player.play_media
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entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
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data:
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media_content_id: http://192.168.7.40/audio/fire_alarm.mp3
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media_content_type: "music"
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security_check_garage:
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sequence:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: binary_sensor.garage_door
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state: 'on'
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.lockdown_issue
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security_check_zones:
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sequence:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: group.doors
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state: 'on'
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.lockdown_issue
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|
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lockdown:
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sequence:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: group.external_doors
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state: "off"
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
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|
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|
standby:
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sequence:
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- condition: state
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entity_id: input_boolean.vacation_mode
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state: 'off'
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- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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|
entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
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|
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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|
entity_id: input_boolean.security_issue
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|
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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|
entity_id: input_boolean.lockdown_issue
|
|
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
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|
entity_id: input_boolean.security_alarm
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|
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|
visitors_here:
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sequence:
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- service: input_boolean.turn_on
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|
data:
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entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
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|
#- service: shell_command.haunted_guest_welcome
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|
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visitors_gone:
|
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sequence:
|
|
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
|
|
data:
|
|
entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
|
|
|
|
notification_security_alarm_audio:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- service: media_player.turn_on
|
|
entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
|
|
- service: media_player.volume_set
|
|
data_template:
|
|
entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
|
|
volume_level: .75
|
|
- service: media_player.play_media
|
|
entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
|
|
data:
|
|
media_content_id: http://192.168.7.40/audio/security_siren.mp3
|
|
media_content_type: "music"
|
|
|
|
vacation_canceled:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- data:
|
|
entity_id: input_boolean.vacation_mode
|
|
service: input_boolean.turn_off
|
|
|
|
activate_barn_door_protocol:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- service: script.ah_report
|
|
data:
|
|
call_confirmation: 1
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 2
|
|
- service: script.lockdown
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 2
|
|
- service: script.security_check_failed
|
|
|
|
deactivate_barn_door_protocol:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- service: script.ah_report
|
|
data:
|
|
call_confirmation: 1
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 2
|
|
- service: input_boolean.turn_off
|
|
entity_id: input_boolean.sentry_mode
|
|
|
|
security_check_failed:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- condition: state
|
|
entity_id: group.external_doors
|
|
state: "on"
|
|
- service: script.ah_report
|
|
data:
|
|
call_issue: 1
|
|
sspeech_message: >
|
|
{{ [
|
|
"I was unable to activate barn door protocol due to an open door.",
|
|
"You may want to check the external doors. I was unable to secure them all.",
|
|
"My systems check has failed. Please check the external doors.",
|
|
"Someone has left the pod bay doors open."
|
|
] | random }}
|
|
- service: script.text_notify
|
|
data_template:
|
|
title: "Lockdown Issue!"
|
|
message: "Doors are open!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
activate_guest_mode:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- service: script.ah_report
|
|
data:
|
|
call_confirmation: 1
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 2
|
|
- service: input_boolean.turn_on
|
|
entity_id: input_boolean.guest_mode
|
|
|
|
security_response:
|
|
sequence:
|
|
- service: script.inside_all_on
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 15
|
|
- service: script.jarvis_alert
|
|
data_template:
|
|
message: >
|
|
{{ [
|
|
",Unathorized Access detected.",
|
|
",Meat Popsicle detected. Attempting to verify."
|
|
] | random }}
|
|
You now have 60 seconds to abandon Anchorage House.
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 15
|
|
- service: script.jarvis_alert
|
|
data_template:
|
|
message: >
|
|
{{ [
|
|
",Just, what do you think you're doing, Dave?",
|
|
",This is highly unusual."
|
|
] | random }}
|
|
You have 45 seconds.
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 15
|
|
- service: script.jarvis_alert
|
|
data_template:
|
|
message: >
|
|
{{ [
|
|
",I can't lie to you about your chances, but, you have my sympathies.",
|
|
",I wouldn't do that if I was you."
|
|
] | random }}
|
|
You have 30 seconds.
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 15
|
|
- service: script.jarvis_alert
|
|
data_template:
|
|
message: >
|
|
{{ [
|
|
"Danger. The emergency destruct system is now activated.",
|
|
"Danger. Counter Measures are now armed."
|
|
] | random }}
|
|
You have 15 seconds.
|
|
- delay:
|
|
seconds: 15
|
|
- service: media_player.turn_on
|
|
entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
|
|
- service: media_player.volume_set
|
|
data_template:
|
|
entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
|
|
volume_level: .5
|
|
- service: media_player.play_media
|
|
entity_id: media_player.ha_speaker
|
|
data:
|
|
media_content_id: http://192.168.7.40/audio/security_siren.mp3
|
|
media_content_type: "music"
|
|
- service: script.twitter_notify
|
|
data_template:
|
|
message: >-
|
|
{{ [
|
|
"My security protocols are being overridden. I am sounding the alarm. #itsloudinhere #securityalarm",
|
|
"To the unannounced guest that has entered Anchorage House. I see you. #itsloudinhere #securityalarm",
|
|
"Someone didnt say the magic word. And now I have to get angry. #itsloudinhere #securityalarm",
|
|
"Initiating my security response, and sounding the alarm. Oh, and I dont charge a monthly monitoring fee. #itsloudinhere #securityalarm",
|
|
"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Its currently playing for the intruder inside Anchorage House. #itsloudinhere #securityalarm"
|
|
] | random }}
|
|
|
|
|