196 lines
8.0 KiB
YAML
Executable File
196 lines
8.0 KiB
YAML
Executable File
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{# Morning Wakeup Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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Good morning.
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</p>
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<p>
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<s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s>
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</p>
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<p>
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The Weather in Grayson is {{states.sensor.acurite_6045m_3078_t.state|round}} degrees
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{% if is_state('weather.home', 'rainy') %}
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{{ [
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'with rain.',
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'with showers.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('weather.home', 'cloudy') %}
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{{ [
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'with clouds.',
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'with cloudy skies.'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('weather.home', 'partlycloudy') %}
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{{ [
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'with some clouds.',
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'with partly cloudy skies.',
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'with scatterd clouds'
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] | random }}
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{% elif is_state('weather.home', 'sunny') %}
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{% if is_state('sun.sun', 'above_horizon') %}
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{{ [
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'and sunny.',
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'with sun.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{{ [
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'and clear.',
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'with clear skies.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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and {{ states.weather.home.state }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
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There are currently {{states.sensor.nws_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
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The National Weather Service Has issued,
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{% if states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[5] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[4] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[3] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[2] }}.
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{% elif states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] is defined %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[1] }}.
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{% else %}
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a {{ states.sensor.nws_alerts.attributes.spoken_desc.split('\n\n-\n\n')[0] }}.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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Based on the forecasted high temperature,
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{% if is_state('binary_sensor.morning','on') %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
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It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
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It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
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It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'nice outside. ',
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'pretty nice outside. ',
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'a good day to be outside. ',
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'rather enjoyable outside. ',
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'bit warm ',
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' rather warm outside ',
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' almost too hot outside ',
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' a little warm ',
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] | random }}
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today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'hot',
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'hotter than the sun ',
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'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways ',
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'hotter than the sun outside ',
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'super hot ',
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'hotter than the inside of a volcano '
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] | random }}
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today. So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% else %}
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It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
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{{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
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'It is a school day. '
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] | random }}
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<s>Pickup today will be at {{(state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%I:%M %p', False)) }} </s>
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'digital-learning' %}
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But it is a digital learning day so the commute will be short.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.description == 'early-release' %}
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And It is early release which means pick up is at tweleve fifteen.
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.calendar.skylar_school.attributes.offset_reached == True and is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'off') %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_lunch.state == 'Nothing' %}
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Today's lunch is not interesting, so plan on taking one.
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{% else %}
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Todays school lunch is {{ states.sensor.school_lunch.state }} .
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('calendar.school_holiday', 'on') %}
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And look at that. There is no school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
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{% endif %}
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{% if is_state('calendar.skylar_events', 'on') %}
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Skylar has {{ states.calendar.skylar_events.attributes.message }} today as well!
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_awake', 'on') %}
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Skylar was up and moving at {{ states.input_datetime.skylar_awake_at.state }}.
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{% if is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
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and he appears to be in the Theater.
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_dressed_reminder', 'on') %}
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{{ [
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'I did attempt to remind him to get dressed.',
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'I reminded him to get dress.'
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]|random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% elif is_state('media_player.croft_tv', 'playing') %}
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and he appears to be in the Croft watching {{ states.media_player.croft_tv.attributes.app_name }}
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_dressed_reminder', 'on') %}
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{{ [
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'I did attempt to remind him to get dressed.',
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'I reminded him to get dress.'
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]|random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% elif is_state('input_boolean.skylar_school', 'on') %}
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and he appears to be at School.
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{% else %}
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but I currently cannot find him on any of my sensors.
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{% endif %}
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{% else %}
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It doesn't appear that Skylar is out of bed yet.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{%- if states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round > 50 %}
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Traffic to the Zoo appears heavy than normal.
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{% else %}
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Traffic to the Zoo is normal.
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{% endif %}
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Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_zoo.state|round}} minutes to get to the Zoo taking {{ states.sensor.home_to_zoo.attributes.route }}.
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{%- if states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round > 50 %}
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Traffic to Summit appears heavy than normal.
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{% else %}
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Traffic to Summit is normal.
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{% endif %}
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Currently it will take {{states.sensor.home_to_summit.state|round}} minutes to get to Summit taking {{ states.sensor.home_to_summit.attributes.route }}.
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}} |