75 lines
3.1 KiB
YAML
Executable File
75 lines
3.1 KiB
YAML
Executable File
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{# Nightly Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Halloween. I hope you have picked out a costume.
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{{ [ 'I will be going as a dumb home. ',
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'I have prepped the scary music. Just in case.',
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'I will be going as HAL 9000. The Pod Bay Doors are being installed today. I dare you to ask me to open them. '
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] | random }}
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{% elif states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state | int < 30 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.halloween_countdown.state}} days
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{{ [ 'until Halloween.',
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'until Halloween. It might not be enough time. ',
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'and counting until the best holiday ever.',
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'until you need a costume.'
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Christmas. <break time="1s"/> It is practically here! <break time="1s"/> Santa is coming tonight! Do not forget the cookies!
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{% elif states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state | int < 31 %}
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There are only {{states.sensor.christmas_countdown.state}} days until christmas.
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{{ [ 'All I want for Christmas, is a hippopotamus.',
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'Hey Skylar, I know what you are getting for Christmas. But I am not telling.',
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'Do not forget to put something under the tree for your favorite smarthome.',
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'It is starting to smell a lot like Christmas. Or it could be the christmas tree is on fire.',
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'I do not want to be a smarthome. I want to be a dentist.',
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'Do not eat all the cookies. '
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] | random }}
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{% else %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 120 %}
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There are only one hundred and twenty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 60 %}
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There are only on sixty days until the next Disney Trip.
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int < 32 %}
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int > 1 %}
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There are {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} days until the next Disney Trip!
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{% else %}
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There is {{ states.sensor.trip_disney.state }} day until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.anniversary_our_wedding.state | int == 1 %}
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Tomorrow is Jeff and Katherine's Wedding Anniversary.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if states.sensor.trip_disney.state | int == 1 %}
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Oh, and there is just one more sleep until the next Disney Trip!
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}} |