125 lines
5.1 KiB
YAML
Executable File
125 lines
5.1 KiB
YAML
Executable File
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{# Skylar Morning Report #}
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{%- macro getReport() -%}
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<p>
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Good morning, Skylar.
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<s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s>
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{% if is_state('sensor.birthday_skylar', '0') %}
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Even birthday boys have to get dressed. So get to it.
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'It is time to get dressed. ',
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'It is time to put some real clothes on. ',
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'it is now time to change your underwear.',
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'You need to get dressed for the day.',
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'If you have not gotten dressed it is that time.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Freezing') %}
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It is going to be freezing today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a heavy coat.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast','Cold') %}
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It is going to be cold today. so I suggest wearing long pants and a light jacket.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Chilly') %}
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It is going to be chilly today. so I suggest wearing at least long pants.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Nice') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'nice outside.',
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'pretty nice outside. ',
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'a good day to be outside. ',
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'rather enjoyable outside. ',
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Toasty') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'bit warm today. ',
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' rather warm outside. ',
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' almost too hot outside. ',
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' a little warm today. ',
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% elif is_state('sensor.clothing_forecast', 'Hot') %}
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It is going to be
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{{ [ 'hot',
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'hotter than the sun today. ',
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'hotter than hot. but in a lot of bad ways today. ',
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'hotter than the sun outside. ',
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'super hot today. ',
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'hotter than the inside of a volcano today. Well not exactly, but you get the point. '
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] | random }}
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So I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% else %}
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It is going to be {{ states.sensor.clothing_forecast.state }} today so I suggest wearing shorts.
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'on') and state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') > as_timestamp(now()) %}
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{% if is_state('sensor.school_start_days2go', '0') %}
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Today is the first day of school!
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{% else %}
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{{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
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'It is a school day. '
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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<s>Pickup today will be at {{(state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%I:%M %p', False)) }}</s>
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{% if 'Digital Learning' in states('sensor.school_event') %}
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But it is a digital learning day so the commute will be short.
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{% endif %}
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{% if 'Early Release' in states('sensor.school_event') %}
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And It is early release!
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
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But today is the last day of School!
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{%- endif %}
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{% endif %}
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{% if 'School Holiday' in states('sensor.school_event') and is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'off') %}
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And look at that. You do not have school today. Because it is {{ states.calendar.school_holiday.attributes.message }}.
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{{ [ 'Guess today would be a good day to clean your room.',
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'You could always do some chores.',
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'Lets try to keep the TV off today, ok?',
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'Want to play a nice game of chess? Sorry. I meant, want to play Thermal Nuclear War.',
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'I hope you enjoy your day off. You deserve it.',
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'Today would be a good day to spend some time with mom and dad.'
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] | random }}
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{% endif %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == -1 -%}
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Today is the first day of Summer Break!
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{%- endif %}
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</p>
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<p>
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{% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'on') and state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') > as_timestamp(now()) and 'Digital Learning' not in states('sensor.school_event') %}
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{% if states.sensor.school_lunch.state == 'Nothing' %}
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I am not sure what is on the school menu today, so You may want to take your own lunch today.
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{% else %}
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Today's school lunch is {{ states.sensor.school_lunch.state }}
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{% endif %}
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{% endif %}
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</p>
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{% if is_state('calendar.skylar_events', 'on') %}
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You have {{ states.calendar.skylar_events.attributes.message }} today as well!
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{% endif %}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text #}
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{%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
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{%- for item in data.split("\n") if item | trim != "" -%}
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{{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# a macro to call all macros :) #}
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{%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
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{{ getReport() }}
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{%- endmacro -%}
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{# Call the macro #}
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{{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}} |