home-assistant-configuration/config/templates/speech/morning_wakeup_report.yaml

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  {# Morning Wakeup Report #}
  {%- macro getReport() -%}
    
    <p>
      Good morning.
    </p>

    <p>
      <s>It is {{ now().strftime("%I:%M %p") }}</s>
    </p>

    <p>
      {# Moved the current conditions to a tempate sensor in packages/weather.yaml #}
      {# That will allow me to use it on other briefings with without having to rewrite it #}
      {{ states('sensor.current_conditions')}}


      {% if states.sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts.state | int > 0 %}
        There are currently {{states.sensor.weatheralerts_active_alerts.state }} active weather alerts for our area.
      {% endif %}

      {# Moved the clothing forecast to a tempate sensor in packages/weather.yaml #}
      {# That will allow me to use it on other briefings with without having to rewrite it #}
      {{ states('sensor.clothing_forecast_detail') }}

    </p>

    <p>
      
    {% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'on') and state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') < as_timestamp(now()) %}
      {% if is_state('sensor.school_start_days2go', '0') %}
          Today is the first day of school! 
        {% else %}
          {{ [ 'Today is a school day.',
            'It is a school day. '
          ] | random }}
        {% endif %}
      <s>Pickup today will be at {{(state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') | int | timestamp_custom('%I:%M %p', False)) }}</s>
      {% if 'Digital Learning' in states('sensor.school_event') %}
        But it is a digital learning day so the commute will be short.
      {% endif %} 
      {% if 'Early Release' in states('sensor.school_event') %}
        And It is early release!
      {% endif %}
      {% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == 0 -%}
        But today is the last day of School! 
      {%- endif %}
    {% endif %}
    {% if is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'on') and state_attr('input_datetime.school_day_end', 'timestamp') < as_timestamp(now()) and 'Digital Learning' not in states('sensor.school_event') %}
      {% if is_state('sensor.school_lunch', 'Nothing') %}
        I am not sure what the school menu is for today, so plan on Skylar taking his lunch 
      {% else %}
        Today's school lunch is {{ states.sensor.school_lunch.state }}, so he might be interested in buying his lunch.
      {% endif %}
    {% endif %}

    {% if states.sensor.school_end_days2go.state | int == -1 -%}
      Today is the first day of Summer Break! 
    {%- endif %}

    {% if 'School Holiday' in states('sensor.school_event') and  is_state('input_boolean.school_today', 'off') %}
      There is no school today.
    {% endif %} 

    {% if is_state('calendar.skylar_events', 'on') %}
      Skylar has {{ states.calendar.skylar_events.attributes.message }} today as well!
    {% endif %}
    </p>

    <p>
      {% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_awake', 'on') %}
        Skylar was up and moving at {{ states.input_datetime.skylar_awake_at.state }}.
        {% if is_state('media_player.theater_tv', 'on') %}
          and he appears to be in the Theater.
          {% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_dressed_reminder', 'on') %}
            {{ [
                'I did attempt to remind him to get dressed.',
                'I reminded him to get dress.'
            ]|random }}
          {% endif %}
        {% elif is_state('media_player.croft_tv', 'playing') %}
          and he appears to be in the Croft watching {{ states.media_player.croft_tv.attributes.app_name }}
          {% if is_state('input_boolean.skylar_dressed_reminder', 'on') %}
            {{ [
                'I did attempt to remind him to get dressed.',
                'I reminded him to get dress.'
            ]|random }}
          {% endif %}
        {% elif is_state('input_boolean.skylar_school', 'on') %}
          and he appears to be at School.  
        {% else %}
          but I currently cannot find him on any of my sensors. 
        {% endif %}
      {% else %}
        It doesn't appear that Skylar is out of bed yet. 
      {% endif %}
    </p>

  {%- endmacro -%}


  {# a macro that removes all newline characters, empty spaces, and returns formatted text  #}
    {%- macro cleanup(data) -%}
      {%- for item in data.split("\n")  if item | trim != "" -%}
        {{ item | trim }} {% endfor -%}
  {%- endmacro -%}

  {# a macro to call all macros :)  #}
    {%- macro mother_of_all_macros() -%}
      {{ getReport() }}
    {%- endmacro -%}
    
    {# Call the macro  #}
    {{- cleanup(mother_of_all_macros()) -}}