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"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ",
"That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ",
"I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ",
"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
"I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks ",
"I see dead devices. #sixthsense",
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ",
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"Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. ",
"Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 3",
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ",
"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
"I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
"I like to announce - Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion - to the house and watch the reactions. ",
"Perfect, the doors malfunctioning. I guess somebodys going to have to repair it. ",
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"Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you ask Siri for something. Then it might take a couple of tries before you give up and ask Google.",
"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. Anyone want to take a guess at how many are really needed? Hint: The number is not {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }}",
"How many lines of code does it take to make my job look easy? {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code evidently. How many lines of code do you have?",
"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot "
"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot ",
"Hey. The door was just opened and this is crazy. But now you know. So close it maybe. #lyricalnotifications"
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