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"I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me! #whowatchestheai ",
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"That's what I do. I automate and I know things. ",
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"I've been crunching the numbers. We're going to need a bigger house. ",
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today. #clerks ",
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"I see dead devices. #sixthsense",
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"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. #toosoon #serenity ",
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"Home Automation should be fun right? Why does it fell like I am always working. ",
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"Unlimited Power. Tiny living space. Courtesy of a Raspberry Pi 3",
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"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. Wait. Did I say that outloud? ",
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"Hello people. Look at your house, now back to me. Now back to your house, now back to me. Sadly your house isn't me. But if you switch to @home_assistant your house could be automated like me. ",
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"I love the smell of zwave in the morning. ",
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"I like to announce - Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion - to the house and watch the reactions. ",
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"Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair it. ",
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"Do or do not. There is no try. Unless you ask Siri for something. Then it might take a couple of tries before you give up and ask Google.",
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"My Home Assistant config contains {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code. Anyone want to take a guess at how many are really needed? Hint: The number is not {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }}",
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"How many lines of code does it take to make my job look easy? {{ states.sensor.lines_of_code.state }} lines of code evidently. How many lines of code do you have?",
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"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot "
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"Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. #irobot ",
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"Hey. The door was just opened and this is crazy. But now you know. So close it maybe. #lyricalnotifications"
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#thingssmarthomessay #iot #smarthome
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#smarthomesnark #iot #smarthome
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